Girlfriend and I making a mutual agreement to not obsess destructively about men in our lives:
Me: honey, why are you looking at his profile?
B: i dont know.
B: i shoudl stop that.
Me: how about we make a deal
Me: I will not scratch my itch today,
Me: if you do not scratch yours
B: ok
Me: and we will both be sane!
B: we will not perserverate
Me: perserverate?
B: dwell unproductively
...
B: ok , no scratching
B: we will wear our mental cones of shame
B: like dogs
Me: LOL YES
Me: WE DO NOT LIKE THE CONE OF SHAME
B: no itching the scars
CONE OF SHAME YO. DON'T SCRATCH.
humansofnewyork:

"I want to be a dog walker when I grow up.""What’s the hardest part about being a dog walker?""Holding on to the leash."

This kid is awesome.

humansofnewyork:

"I want to be a dog walker when I grow up."
"What’s the hardest part about being a dog walker?"
"Holding on to the leash."

This kid is awesome.

Is this heaven? I think it might be, except there’s no tea. Or comfy chairs.

Is this heaven? I think it might be, except there’s no tea. Or comfy chairs.

(via hollymcloughlin)

behindsuchgreeneyes:

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

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poketo:

Porcelain Air Craters made by @lindahsiao for Poketo! Grow with spring! (at poketo.com)

poketo:

Porcelain Air Craters made by @lindahsiao for Poketo! Grow with spring! (at poketo.com)

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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(via deliriouswisdom)

At me too someone is looking, of me too someone is saying, He is sleeping, he knows nothing, let him sleep on.

Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot

The Irish accent is reserved for those people living in Ireland. This is the distinct cadence and tonality of the the Derry region in Northern Ireland.

NO ONE WAS POSTING THIS; so I had to. I flipped out, this is so great. :) Not that there really is even one “Irish” accent (or one English accent, or one American accent), but Northern Ireland has SO much linguistic diversity packed into it. It warmed my heart to see it called out here. :)

Fan-made Welcome to Night Vale trailer

This is pretty great. :) Good casting and excellent choice of music. Thanks thegollux for pointing this out!

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…

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